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What do you call an Irishman with two broken army and a broken leg?

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My wife awoke in a startled panic and yelled out, "Fred, what's that noise?"

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now you know Gandhi's full name

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“Next Monday, we’re going to learn about the Trolley Problem,” the teacher announces to her 1st grade students.

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I just learnt a new language

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What do you call the aftermath of two skeletons having sex?

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Monday passed by so quickly.

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Monday passed by so quickly.

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There was this huge prick in high school who had a weekly ritual of smashing a full carton of milk on my head

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I stood in the middle of the carpark, trying to remember exactly where I parked my car.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What do you call an Irishman with two broken army and a broken leg?	1
My wife awoke in a startled panic and yelled out, "Fred, what's that noise?"	1
now you know Gandhi's full name	1
“Next Monday, we’re going to learn about the Trolley Problem,” the teacher announces to her 1st grade students.	1
I just learnt a new language	1
What do you call the aftermath of two skeletons having sex?	1
Monday passed by so quickly.	1
Monday passed by so quickly.	1
There was this huge prick in high school who had a weekly ritual of smashing a full carton of milk on my head	1
I stood in the middle of the carpark, trying to remember exactly where I parked my car.	1